Hope you enjoy my incredible Photoshop skills. Following the Harper beaning for watching a home run (something that nobody on the Braves would ever do), I really thought of this after the Jose Fernandez incident. After McCann wouldn’t allow Gomez to cross the plate, I knew Atlanta was doing this with a purpose.

They are defending our freedom, people. Without them, people would see where their home runs would land, and chaos would reign. If you see any of the Braves players, be sure to thank them for their service.

Team Atlanta HR Police

 

Please let me know if you’ve got any better taglines in the comments.

 

By Charlie